I reckon it’s the most mis-spelt word on the internet!

For the record it’s: receive

The rule ‘ i before e except after c ‘ would cover it me thinks!

When you get an email from your bank asking you if you recieved their request for your login details be afraid … be very afraid!

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.

I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.
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Yeah right!

• Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

• If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?